People are like dolls
especially teenage girls.
how are we like dolls i hear you ask in your head not actually out loud so i actually cant hear it even if it was out loud i wouldn't be able to hear it as you would be to far away... anyway
it is said that everyone dresses to how they like.
wrong!
they dress to how others around them will accept them
will think they look good.
ever wondered why groups of friends usually dress alike?
because they are following what their other friends do.
as well as people being the dolls of friends.
magazines play a major role.
magazines have articles on the perfect outfit
they have pictures of models giving us the desired look
these make us want to be like that
the magazines are dressing us practically.
if they dont like it they bring out another look.
then you dress like that.
like a little girl not liking the way her barbie looks anymore, changing it whenever she pleases.
people might say im not a doll what are you on?
but really we go out wearing clothes yeah? (oh yeah except for that kid but oh well...)
you are confident in your clothes.
going out for the approval of the public really.
thats what a doll does.
sits there in the store waiting for the approval of a child to take them home.
same kinda (well not really but stick with me)
there are others that will deny it but it is quite obvious that they are.
fake tan, bleached hair.
someone else did that to them not themselves.
more extreme is plastic surgery.
you are letting someone reconstruct your body.
trusting them.
plastic surgery gets you even closer to a doll.
a molded face that cant change.
a plastic one.
sound familiar ayye.
you may not follow what im saying just think about it
afterall everyone has doll in them
at least just a little
even you.
even me.
Tuesday, November 30, 2010
Sunday, October 31, 2010
who likes to throw away insults.
insults!
they are the most ridiculous things.
not only from the people who decide to be stupid enough to say them
but also for the people receiving them
one little insult can make someone feel so self conscious
people should stop insulting people
the world would be way better
insults can be ok though sometimes
only sometimes!
they are ok when they are a joke...
but only when the person receiving knows it is a joke
then is when it is ok.
the wierd thing about insults though is this
you can insult yourself and it is ok
but then if someone else insults you its not ok
its not even ok if they are agree with your insult
the one you made about yourself in the first place
but i also think that girls take insults more seriously then guys
that is just what i think it might not be
if its not girls just show it more
you insult a guy and they are like yeah whatever
insult a girl and its not good
especially about their hair
never insult a girl about her hair
it is one of the worst things to insult them about
they usually take time in the morning to do it
dont insult people
people are already self conscious enough
don't help that self consciousness along
just think would you like them to say that to you
think before you speak
if you have nothing nice to say dont say it
just think about it the next time you go to insult someone
if everyone did the world would be much nicer
they are the most ridiculous things.
not only from the people who decide to be stupid enough to say them
but also for the people receiving them
one little insult can make someone feel so self conscious
people should stop insulting people
the world would be way better
insults can be ok though sometimes
only sometimes!
they are ok when they are a joke...
but only when the person receiving knows it is a joke
then is when it is ok.
the wierd thing about insults though is this
you can insult yourself and it is ok
but then if someone else insults you its not ok
its not even ok if they are agree with your insult
the one you made about yourself in the first place
but i also think that girls take insults more seriously then guys
that is just what i think it might not be
if its not girls just show it more
you insult a guy and they are like yeah whatever
insult a girl and its not good
especially about their hair
never insult a girl about her hair
it is one of the worst things to insult them about
they usually take time in the morning to do it
dont insult people
people are already self conscious enough
don't help that self consciousness along
just think would you like them to say that to you
think before you speak
if you have nothing nice to say dont say it
just think about it the next time you go to insult someone
if everyone did the world would be much nicer
Monday, October 18, 2010
who is obsessed with the show
its actually not a show
its a song
called the show
its by lenka
its a good song
check it out
i dare you
no dont
well do
but
only once
otherwise you will get addicted
or obsessed
i am
its not good
im trying to give up
but i cant
its just soo good
i even found the sheet music for it
and now i am starting to teach it to myself on piano
and i want to learn it on guitar
i play it on repeat constantly on itunes
its crazy
i have memorised the words
all of them
even though i do that for a lot of songs
whatever!
someone please
give me another song to listen to
no
give me a playlist
100 songs or so
if you give me one
i will get obsessed with that one
i get obsessed with songs too easily
but then i will be obsessed with the playlist
oh well
at least i wont be obsessed with this song anymore
i shall stop listening to it
tomorrow
the day after
next week
next year?
oh well
eventually!
at least it isnt on my ipod... yet!
its a song
called the show
its by lenka
its a good song
check it out
i dare you
no dont
well do
but
only once
otherwise you will get addicted
or obsessed
i am
its not good
im trying to give up
but i cant
its just soo good
i even found the sheet music for it
and now i am starting to teach it to myself on piano
and i want to learn it on guitar
i play it on repeat constantly on itunes
its crazy
i have memorised the words
all of them
even though i do that for a lot of songs
whatever!
someone please
give me another song to listen to
no
give me a playlist
100 songs or so
if you give me one
i will get obsessed with that one
i get obsessed with songs too easily
but then i will be obsessed with the playlist
oh well
at least i wont be obsessed with this song anymore
i shall stop listening to it
tomorrow
the day after
next week
next year?
oh well
eventually!
at least it isnt on my ipod... yet!
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
who can't count
we were in subway right (me and anna)
we asked how much the thing we wanted was
it was $4.45
we counted our money and we had exactly the right amount
but as soon as the guy started making the sandwich
my friend realised that she miscounted a $2 coin for a $1 coin
it was so embarrasing
we had to tell the guy
we were like
um
sorry
can we cancel that order
then we just left the shop
i really was in the mood for a subway
now she believes that all coins should be different colours
hmm
5 cents = yellow
10 cents = red
20 cents = pink
50 cents = purple
$1 coin = blue
$2 coin = green
actually that would be really cool
=)
they should do that!!!!!
we asked how much the thing we wanted was
it was $4.45
we counted our money and we had exactly the right amount
but as soon as the guy started making the sandwich
my friend realised that she miscounted a $2 coin for a $1 coin
it was so embarrasing
we had to tell the guy
we were like
um
sorry
can we cancel that order
then we just left the shop
i really was in the mood for a subway
now she believes that all coins should be different colours
hmm
5 cents = yellow
10 cents = red
20 cents = pink
50 cents = purple
$1 coin = blue
$2 coin = green
actually that would be really cool
=)
they should do that!!!!!
who eats cat hair
well she doesnt
but
i was over her house
and we were eating dinner
we decided to sit outside
then my seat was wet
so i asked anna to give me a towel to dry it
then she threw the towel a me
while i was standing
holding my dinner
anywasys
the towel lands on my dinner
then i yelled at her for throwing a towel at me
then i laughed
but whatever
moving on
i went to finish my dinner
i sat down and picked a piece of chicken and noticed cat hair all over it
my friend had thrown a cat hair infested towel at my dinner
then i didnt get to eat any =(
so she doesnt really eat cat hair
she just got cat hair on my food
well i think it is funny!
but
i was over her house
and we were eating dinner
we decided to sit outside
then my seat was wet
so i asked anna to give me a towel to dry it
then she threw the towel a me
while i was standing
holding my dinner
anywasys
the towel lands on my dinner
then i yelled at her for throwing a towel at me
then i laughed
but whatever
moving on
i went to finish my dinner
i sat down and picked a piece of chicken and noticed cat hair all over it
my friend had thrown a cat hair infested towel at my dinner
then i didnt get to eat any =(
so she doesnt really eat cat hair
she just got cat hair on my food
well i think it is funny!
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
who's bus was late
seriously buses should not be late!
you never know what people could miss
they might have an important appointment
they might be trying to meet up with someone
someone could be expecting them
someone could miss their work and be fired
its ok if the bus is a little late like a few minutes thats fine
but not half an hour late
not a school bus
parents might freak out
you never know
cmon school buses stick to your schedule
what would make you half an hour late
especially since our bus trip is only 15 minutes
you were double how long our bus trip takes late
where were you bus!
pick us up on time!!!!
you never know what people could miss
they might have an important appointment
they might be trying to meet up with someone
someone could be expecting them
someone could miss their work and be fired
its ok if the bus is a little late like a few minutes thats fine
but not half an hour late
not a school bus
parents might freak out
you never know
cmon school buses stick to your schedule
what would make you half an hour late
especially since our bus trip is only 15 minutes
you were double how long our bus trip takes late
where were you bus!
pick us up on time!!!!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
who takes life for granted.
i've been thinking life is precious
and people just throw it away
they dont ever achieve anything
just sit at home yelling at the tv
eating a packet of chips
you are just wasting your life away
get out there do something
meet some friends
make someone smile
you never know when you might die
when someone you know might die
you never know what a simple smile will do
it might make someone think life is worth it
because it is
get out there do something with your life
dont just waste it away
there are heaps of people in the world who would love to swap situations with you
many with no food
no hope
there you are with all the oppurtunities you could possibly ever need
and you just throw it away
dont waste away infront of the tv
get out there
make a difference
even a small one
you never know you might just save the world
and people just throw it away
they dont ever achieve anything
just sit at home yelling at the tv
eating a packet of chips
you are just wasting your life away
get out there do something
meet some friends
make someone smile
you never know when you might die
when someone you know might die
you never know what a simple smile will do
it might make someone think life is worth it
because it is
get out there do something with your life
dont just waste it away
there are heaps of people in the world who would love to swap situations with you
many with no food
no hope
there you are with all the oppurtunities you could possibly ever need
and you just throw it away
dont waste away infront of the tv
get out there
make a difference
even a small one
you never know you might just save the world
Monday, September 20, 2010
who has a really short skirt
i thought i might just complain about something that i think is just horrible and eeew
after PE today we were getting changed and then the 'popular' girls came out and they started rolling up their skirts to very high heights
then they asked is my skirt at a normal length and the other 'popular' girls were like yeah
i really just wanted to yell out NO YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT!!!
but i dont want to be mean
i think it would be uncomfortable wouldnt it
you wouldnt be able to bend over in that belt of a skirt
it also just looks gross
especially when they have really bad legs gosh people know what youre putting out there
just thought id inform you peeps on my dislikingness of the short skirt look
espescially since our skirts are pleated so when there is wind well put the two together
if it was a tight skirt then maybe i could understand the shortness
but what i dont understand is that unrolled their skirts are a normal length and one of the 'popular' girls had it like that then one of the other ones was like eeeew hahahah thats how long i wore my skirt in year 7 ewwwww
eeeeeeeeew thats how most people wear their skirts not like the slutty length you wear yours!
they should ban the belt skirt
but not go serious as go to the extreme of below the knee
just bend overable without flashing length dont you think!
they could also make sure if you are wearing stockings youre skirt covers the slut line on stockings
it exists
its that darker line near the top of your stockings
if you can see that whilst wearing your skirt
well put them together
bye for now!!!
hope you think about your skirt length
after PE today we were getting changed and then the 'popular' girls came out and they started rolling up their skirts to very high heights
then they asked is my skirt at a normal length and the other 'popular' girls were like yeah
i really just wanted to yell out NO YOU LOOK LIKE A SLUT!!!
but i dont want to be mean
i think it would be uncomfortable wouldnt it
you wouldnt be able to bend over in that belt of a skirt
it also just looks gross
especially when they have really bad legs gosh people know what youre putting out there
just thought id inform you peeps on my dislikingness of the short skirt look
espescially since our skirts are pleated so when there is wind well put the two together
if it was a tight skirt then maybe i could understand the shortness
but what i dont understand is that unrolled their skirts are a normal length and one of the 'popular' girls had it like that then one of the other ones was like eeeew hahahah thats how long i wore my skirt in year 7 ewwwww
eeeeeeeeew thats how most people wear their skirts not like the slutty length you wear yours!
they should ban the belt skirt
but not go serious as go to the extreme of below the knee
just bend overable without flashing length dont you think!
they could also make sure if you are wearing stockings youre skirt covers the slut line on stockings
it exists
its that darker line near the top of your stockings
if you can see that whilst wearing your skirt
well put them together
bye for now!!!
hope you think about your skirt length
Sunday, September 19, 2010
who can't tell the difference between salt and sugar
hahaha
halarious
well we were making pancakes this morning right?
and we put it a spoonful of sugar and a pinch of salt and we tasted the batter and we were like hmmm its salty so we put in more sugar and it was still salty so more sugar
this is the funny part
after we cooked them (they were disgusting by the way too salty)
we discovered that the sugar was actually salt'
so we were putting spoonfuls of salt in hahaa
then my friend was like this is a repeat of the icecream
coz when she was younger she was making ice cream and she put salt in instead of sugar'
and icecream has a few cups of salt in it hahahaha
halarious
well we were making pancakes this morning right?
and we put it a spoonful of sugar and a pinch of salt and we tasted the batter and we were like hmmm its salty so we put in more sugar and it was still salty so more sugar
this is the funny part
after we cooked them (they were disgusting by the way too salty)
we discovered that the sugar was actually salt'
so we were putting spoonfuls of salt in hahaa
then my friend was like this is a repeat of the icecream
coz when she was younger she was making ice cream and she put salt in instead of sugar'
and icecream has a few cups of salt in it hahahaha
who gets to watch the AFL grand final
im so jealous
STUPID GANGSHOW
im joking you should come see it =)
back to grand final
stupid gangshow decides to put an extra rehearsal on when the grand final is on
they are probably all just a bunch of rugby fans EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW RUGBY =P (thats meant to be me sticking my tongue out in shame)
anyway the grand final is like soooooo amazing and i am gonna miss it
i need a plan to leave the gangshow rehearsal
I SHOULD FAKE SICK
but im no good at fake sicking
i should lie
and say i have a very important dentist appointment YES!!!! thats a good plan chyeeah---- OMG I NOW OFFICIALLY LOVE SAYING CHYEAAAH!!!!!!
even though it isnt really a saying whatever! ITS COOL OK!!!
BACK TO THE TOPIC
i was gonna go to a grand final partay at my friends house and we were gonna partay!!!
and i was gonna go for st kilda coz noone i repeat NOONE likes collingwood (except collingwood fans but who cares about them they like collingwood EEEEW)
and then st kilda could win and we could laugh at all those collingwood fans (including robbie even though he says he hates AFL if he won i bet he would be laughing at us and bragging about it)
but now coz of gangshow im gonna miss all that fun and have to wait til i get home after the game had finished to fnd out who had won
with no partay
no laughing
no bragging
and if it was a bad case (collingwood winning =( ) no crying
no fun!!!
stupid gangshow
ruining my grand final day
just go ahead why dont you
ruin my life
jks not ruining my life
just my grand final day fun
i thought you guys got to understand my pain!!!
STUPID GANGSHOW
im joking you should come see it =)
back to grand final
stupid gangshow decides to put an extra rehearsal on when the grand final is on
they are probably all just a bunch of rugby fans EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW RUGBY =P (thats meant to be me sticking my tongue out in shame)
anyway the grand final is like soooooo amazing and i am gonna miss it
i need a plan to leave the gangshow rehearsal
I SHOULD FAKE SICK
but im no good at fake sicking
i should lie
and say i have a very important dentist appointment YES!!!! thats a good plan chyeeah---- OMG I NOW OFFICIALLY LOVE SAYING CHYEAAAH!!!!!!
even though it isnt really a saying whatever! ITS COOL OK!!!
BACK TO THE TOPIC
i was gonna go to a grand final partay at my friends house and we were gonna partay!!!
and i was gonna go for st kilda coz noone i repeat NOONE likes collingwood (except collingwood fans but who cares about them they like collingwood EEEEW)
and then st kilda could win and we could laugh at all those collingwood fans (including robbie even though he says he hates AFL if he won i bet he would be laughing at us and bragging about it)
but now coz of gangshow im gonna miss all that fun and have to wait til i get home after the game had finished to fnd out who had won
with no partay
no laughing
no bragging
and if it was a bad case (collingwood winning =( ) no crying
no fun!!!
stupid gangshow
ruining my grand final day
just go ahead why dont you
ruin my life
jks not ruining my life
just my grand final day fun
i thought you guys got to understand my pain!!!
Saturday, September 18, 2010
who can ride a longboard!
OMG dont you just love longboarding well i do i think it is amazing. It is such a smooth ride! you get what im saying! go out and buy yourself a longboard
only if its sector nine man (wait ADVERTISING IS NOW IN MY BLOGS AAAAH) they should pay me hahahahahahahah
only if its sector nine man (wait ADVERTISING IS NOW IN MY BLOGS AAAAH) they should pay me hahahahahahahah
who is full pro at robot unicorn attack
you see there is this game called robot unicorn attack (IT IS THE MOST AMAZING GAME EVER YOU SHOULD TRY IT) well anyway she is too good at it. but its ok coz i went let her beat my highscore on my computer!
ANYWAY the game is amazing you are a robot unicorn righteo! and you are running right and you have to jump and attack the stars OMG i love it!
just thought i should tell you about this amazing game!
ANYWAY the game is amazing you are a robot unicorn righteo! and you are running right and you have to jump and attack the stars OMG i love it!
just thought i should tell you about this amazing game!
Friday, September 17, 2010
who is going out with this guy!
don't you find it annoying the way boyfriends and girlfriends come to be these days like seriously, they just go up and ask someone "hey. wanna go out?" (in a deep annoying voice) and then someones like "yeah sure" (in an annoying girly voice) then they never talk or go out or anything and stuff its just so stupid! It should work like this, the guy or girl asks the guy or girl "hey. Do you want to go/see (insert movie title or place or event) with me on the (insert date here)" (in an awesome manly or girly voice) then the guy or girl replies either with
A. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! NO, lol jks sure" (in an awesome manly or girly voice)
B. "hey you're a really nice guy/girl and all but I'm just not interested" (in an awesome manly or girly voice)
C. "YES! wait no =( i can't go im busy =( wanna reschedule" (in an awesome manly or girly voice"
then they go out on a few dates then they guy/ girl asks "hey do you wanna be my my girl/boyfriend"
then the guy/girl replies with
A. "this has been fun and all but i would rather we just stay friends"(you know what voice it is)
B. "YES!" *make out*
THAT IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE GOSH
dont be one of those stupid idiots that are stupid!!!!!!!
coz if you do it stupidly then its all akward and you end up creaming soda in your hair!!!
A. "EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!! NO, lol jks sure" (in an awesome manly or girly voice)
B. "hey you're a really nice guy/girl and all but I'm just not interested" (in an awesome manly or girly voice)
C. "YES! wait no =( i can't go im busy =( wanna reschedule" (in an awesome manly or girly voice"
then they go out on a few dates then they guy/ girl asks "hey do you wanna be my my girl/boyfriend"
then the guy/girl replies with
A. "this has been fun and all but i would rather we just stay friends"(you know what voice it is)
B. "YES!" *make out*
THAT IS THE WAY IT SHOULD BE GOSH
dont be one of those stupid idiots that are stupid!!!!!!!
coz if you do it stupidly then its all akward and you end up creaming soda in your hair!!!
Who is so embarrasing!
we were at the local show right, and there was one of those pens witht the farm animals and then downy was patting this goat when she turned around and starting patting this little kid who she thought was a goat and she was like wow look at this nice goat OH SHIT ITS A KID! good work downy just embarrass us .
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